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This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town! To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol* CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD

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Tenga did not disappoint with this one, with a design that grabs your attention and a build that feels practical and sturdy. This vibrator falls in the mini vibrator niche, fitting perfectly in the palm of your hand but offering way more to hold on to than other vibes in its category. It looks like a rolled-up lipstick with a pointed soft tip featuring a little slit (which I love) for direct clit stimulation. It comes with a build-up vibration setting that starts slow and goes up to mid-range buzzy intensity with a twist of the base (like winding up a real lipstick). The vibration intensity from lower to higher settings can be felt quite deep, but think more leg-stretching than toe-curling. It can be used solo or during partner play and has a good grip on it. The base dial can be screwed off to replace the battery when it runs out. The battery is kind of a downside; this vibrator ticks all the boxes of premium, but the battery limits use (it can be replaced, but who likes popping in batteries every session or two?). I took it into the shower and had no issues with play, so it’s definitely waterproof, but I don’t think full-on submerging in the bath would be a good idea unless it’s very shallow. All in all, it’s a quick, compact vibrator that gets the job done and deserves a space in your bedside table or handbag.

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The Lelo Sona 3 Cruise Sonic Clitoral Massager is chef's kiss, and will make you a masturbation addict. For all the cum gremlins out there, you NEED this toy in your collection, it is a total game changer. This toy is made to last, and is a great investment for your pleasure. I never understood the hype around expensive sex toys, but I have converted, and now see why the sex toy industry is so lucrative. Touching yourself with this toy is fucking fantastic, but don't take my word for it, give the ol' girl a spin and let me know what you think.

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Tech, Texture & a Bit Too Much Trouble? We were seriously hyped for this one. Lovense + automatic stroker + app control is chefs kiss. This combo had “next favorite toy” written all over it. But Solace Pro ended up being a bit of a mixed bag for us. When it works, it really works , the manual mode is solid, the hardware feels premium, and the couple play potential is actually exciting. But it also makes you work for the good stuff. Between the loud motor, the hit-or-miss AI syncing, and an interface that can feel more like troubleshooting than foreplay, it’s not a grab-and-go kind of toy. Add in a milder sleeve that didn’t blow us away, and we’re left saying: good idea, decent execution, but not the game-changer we hoped for. Still, we’re tech nerds at heart – and there’s a lot to appreciate if you love syncing toys to smut and building out your gadget collection. Plus, it’s sturdy, well made, and definitely fun in the right setup. Just, maybe not the one you’ll reach for every night. Curious if the future of solo play is here, or still loading? Keep reading to see if it's your new favorite stroker 👀

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The sight, sound, and feel of the Vanna Bardot Dopamine Ice Sleeve Fleshlight is an experience pretty much unmatched in the world of male masturbators. Based on the specific southernly dimensions of the half-French, half-Brazilian brunette hottie, this limited edition of the famous Fleshlight Girls porn star line. If you have never tried a Fleshlight, they are surely worth their reputation; if you have, Vanna gives you her own specific loving 'fit,' a uniquely wonderful feeling you really shouldn't pass up. Wonder no more why Vanna has won both AVN and XBIZ awards as you piston away inside her love canal, regulate airflow suction from the end cap of the hard-shell case (sold seperately) and fantasize about your cock even bigger than it will already grow inside this toy, by viewing it through the ‘ice’ magnifying see-thru sleeve of this expert jerker. The phthalate-free SuperSkin material Fleshlight makes all their sleeves from provides such a realistic feel you’ll easily imagine you’re costarring with Vanna, delivering the hardest and deepest fucking she has ever had. The sleeve really gives as good as it gets, so be ready to blast off pretty much from the moment you push all the way into the thing. But clean-up here is easy, so when you are ready to go again, so will be your Vanna Bardot Dopamine Ice Sleeve Fleshlight.

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The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go. It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy. Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool. Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius! All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking. Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.

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This adorable almost Hershey Kiss shaped device will have you melting! Talk about a toy with an honor roll.... no need for D's, C's or long wait times by the charger, it's AAAs for days! The Ume-Anzu's small stature and inconspicuous design allows it to hide in a make-up bag, purse, or even a pocket with ease or be left out in the open without a care in the world. Iroha was oh so kind enough to include a AAA battery in the product so it can be used the moment it's opened, talk about an awesome company that cares! They even made the device waterproof, allowing that bath time vibe to be even more relaxing! It's a single setting consistent vibration with an intensity that may surprise you, and with its durable design there's no need to fear it being finnicky when you're in the middle of your groove. The estimated time of use is 5 hours on a single battery so this little buddy can go as long or as many times as you can handle! This discreet, simple to use, easy to hide, long lasting toy is definitely a great one for first time users and is a good one to just have for a quick fun time!

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Slow Burn, Big Feels & Violet Vibes Waifu is the kind of sleeve that doesn’t shout for attention – she whispers, lures you in, and then casually rearranges your expectations. We went into this one with high hopes (and a tiny bit of fanboy energy 😅), and let’s just say… she delivered in ways we didn’t quite expect. She’s not the most dramatic or intense Fleshlight we own – but that’s her whole charm. Violet’s texture feels smooth, structured, and deep without being overwhelming. It’s like she’s saying: "Relax, I got this," while quietly coaxing you into the kind of slow-build orgasm that feels less like a bang and more like a satisfying, emotional exhale. You know, the good kind where your legs tingle after. 🫠 We especially loved how well she works for edging – not too tight, not too loose, and with enough variety in her structure to keep you interested even after the fifth minute (or the fifteenth…). And we gotta say: that surprise twist in chamber 3 when you’re pulling out? Chef’s kiss. 🍑 Add to that how quiet she is (seriously, whisper-level Fleshlight energy), and how surprisingly versatile she is for mid-length dicks – and you’ve got a low-key star that’s earned a permanent spot in our rotation. Not every toy has to blow your mind in the first 30 seconds – sometimes, the best ones take their time. Waifu is definitely one of those. Still unsure? Just look at the entrance again – it’s pure anime fantasy and Fleshlight elegance combined. 😉

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If you’re looking for a gag to force your partner to drink whatever fluids you want, your options are a tad limited. The new Oxballs Watersports gag is the only custom single-piece funnel gag on the market, but is it the piss gag you’ve been waiting for?

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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A Throne for Your Fleshlight (and Your Fantasies) 😉 We never thought we’d get emotional about a foam pillow, but here we are. The Liberator Fleshlight On a Mission Pillow isn’t a toy in the classic sense – it doesn’t buzz, suck, or stroke. It just is. A glorified pillow? Sure. But it’s also the unsung hero of hands-free pleasure, the MVP for anyone who’s ever tried to hump a mattress seam or awkwardly wedge their Fleshlight between sofa cushions. This thing does what all those DIY tricks try to do – only better, sturdier, and with way more comfort. You get a secure Fleshlight mount, kinda thrust-friendly angles, and honestly? A solid excuse to tell yourself you’re “training stamina.” 😉 It doesn’t just enhance solo play; it opens up new dynamics for couples too (Doggy support? Oral booster? Unexpected FFM vibes? Check, check, and spicy check.) Sure, the setup's a little fiddly at first (tiny hands win here), and storage is a whole situation – this isn’t a “just slide under the bed” kinda pillow. But once it’s in place? You’ll be wondering how you ever lived without it. Thinking about upgrading your Fleshlight game or unlocking next-level thrust sessions? Read on for all the messy, surprising, and delightful details. Trust us – you’re gonna want to see how deep this pillow magic goes. 😏👇

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Wow! Awesome new dildo by Lovense. I think the size is just right. Enough to where it is suitable for some beginners and suitable for those more advanced into the sex toy universe. Compatible with many other Lovense toys, makes it easy to connect with a partner from either far away or close by. Touch sensitive vibration mode. The further you insert the dildo, the harder it will increase the vibrations, 3x. Waterproof and suction cup is extremely strong. Fun settings in the app, such as a cool game you can play that happens to be similar to flappy bird... but for the vibrations LOL. It's currently on SALE!

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"Mission Control, this is NotSoInnocent, it seems this rocket was able to take us further than we could have ever imagined!" This is "one small step" further into the realm of clitoral stimulation toys that can help you take a "giant leap" into ecstasy! If Buzz Lightyear had to satisfy you with a rocket (that wasn't his own), this would be the one! All puns aside, I would definitely recommend this product! The variety of settings, the power levels and the waterproof rating make it an awesome companion, while its adorable nature makes it easy to leave it out on a nightstand as a cute space themed dickeration.

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In conclusion, like the rolling of the tides, the Realsexlife Siren has its highs and lows. Getting started with its rock-solid head definitely requires some patience, but once you're past that, the rest of the ride is surprisingly smooth and comfortable. I appreciated how it molds to my body, hitting all the right spots effortlessly. The vibrations are where this toy truly shines—deep and powerful, they really ramp up the pleasure. On the downside, the suction cup didn’t hold up well once the vibrations kicked in, which was disappointing. However, it is harness-compatible. Still, if you can look past its faults, the Siren offers a stimulating experience with its mix of textures and strong vibrations, making it worth considering for your pleasure arsenal.

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If you're looking for a vibrating dildo that you can have tons of fun with alone or play with your partner, even if they're a long-distance love, this is a great option to go with. There are many fun benefits to the Mission 2 from Lovense, some that may even surprise you (they surprised me). With an app that allows full control of the Mission 2, you don't need to worry about pushing more than the "on" button on your toy. Not only that, but this fun vibe comes with three parts that, once put together, allow you to suction your toy to the wall and adjust it to your preferred position. Keep reading to learn more.

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DOC JOHNSON is living up to its name. This real-feel dildo is a favorite in the secret drawer for both self and my partner play, with Vac- U- Lock compatible options included. Molded from a real penis, the soft and squishy ULTRASKYN texture gives the best impressions of a real meaty friend without the extra hassle of one. It does come in three different colors and is made from elastomer. I decided to go with the 8-inch option and found my body to adjust to the girth and size of it naturally. There's no odd stiff parts or hard ridges to stop a smooth insertion. The tip/head is VERY realistic, soft, and the balls and veins add to that sensory factor when using it. It's THICK and will make you feel "full" quickly in any hole you decide to use it in. I do suggest using dildo-safe or natural lube since you could get friction burns, but overall I enjoy it long time use. (40mins+) I personally can be pretty slick and use self lube, but after a few orgasms I'm glad this product oils up nice without any build-up. It's a nice insertion to use while also using any clit simulation toys. If you like, flipping it will make the ball section rub on the area as well. It is a tad on the heavier side, it does have some weight on it. I found using my Vac-U-Lock suction on anything other than the ground difficult, yet it still is a nice solo ride when you get the hang of it. I doubt I could use it on a vertical wall like surface unless you have a stronger suction. Placing the plug inside the hole underneath the balls takes some effort since it's a tight squeeze. You can also use this with a strap, although the O-rings and balls combo could make you sore on either end after a night of fun. Overall, I will be buying and exploring more of Doc Johnson products (especially the cocks) in the future!

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